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Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
07/20/2017 at 11:56 • Filed to: None

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If you’re carrying $2 million worth of liquid crystal meth in your car, you probably !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

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DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > ttyymmnn
07/20/2017 at 11:58

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Braking...Bad.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > ttyymmnn
07/20/2017 at 12:03

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You ever try to not speed on meth...feels like you’re standing still!


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > ttyymmnn
07/20/2017 at 12:05

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I mean, if you’re transporting crystal meth. Smart life choices aren’t necessarily your forte. 


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > ttyymmnn
07/20/2017 at 12:06

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Dammit, a 4 year old in the car as well? I can’t even imagine the circumstances that led her to this point in her life but its not going to end well for that poor kid.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > ttyymmnn
07/20/2017 at 12:06

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Are we still doing the “Unusually attractive people committing unusually bad crimes involving automobiles” series?


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > ttyymmnn
07/20/2017 at 12:08

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She looks rather smug in her mugshot.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > HammerheadFistpunch
07/20/2017 at 12:10

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I’m guessing that she was acting as a mule for somebody else, and they thought that having a child in the car would make it less suspicious.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > For Sweden
07/20/2017 at 12:10

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No idea.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > For Sweden
07/20/2017 at 12:13

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I believe that is a negative.

it carried on as an attractive womens only for several years

then there was an everyone can play equal opportunity round for 2016 I think

but lack of interst led mcmike to pursue other more steven seagully type ventures.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > ttyymmnn
07/20/2017 at 12:14

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she still knew though, right?


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > HammerheadFistpunch
07/20/2017 at 12:27

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I don’t know.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > HammerheadFistpunch
07/20/2017 at 12:27

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Not necessarily. Some mules don’t know exactly what they are doing. She probably did though, since she was acting suspicious. That’s why they often trick them into thinking they are doing a different favor, because 9 times out of 10, they will start behaving weird if they get pulled over, and know the level of crime they are commiting.

For example : had the person said I’m gifting my cousin in *insert random city* this van to use for his business, but I don’t have time to drive it myself, here’s $800, she wouldn’t have acted as weird, as she would have had you said “I need you to deliver $2 million worth of meth, and I’ll pay you $20k”.


Kinja'd!!! MarquetteLa > ttyymmnn
07/20/2017 at 12:28

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First rule of crime: only break one law at a time.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > E92M3
07/20/2017 at 12:30

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This is one of those cases I find myself feeling more sorry for the person locked up than usual...or at least for her kid.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > ttyymmnn
07/20/2017 at 12:40

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My dad always told me that if you’re going to break the law make sure you only break one at a time.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > ttyymmnn
07/20/2017 at 13:03

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Around here, you might attract less attention by speeding.

our limits SERIOUSLY suck...


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
07/20/2017 at 13:24

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Can confirm. Just completed our 3,000 mile drive through the Midwest, and I lost count of how many times I said, “In Texas, this road would be 75.”


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > HammerheadFistpunch
07/20/2017 at 13:48

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It’s amazing how many people are caught in GA, because of a minor moving violation. Like going 15 over, or having brake lights out. One duo had coolers full of meth, and made an illegal u-turn right in front of a cop.

I like to think some of them had no idea about their cargo, but some do and are just complete idiots.


Kinja'd!!! KevlarRx7 > ttyymmnn
07/20/2017 at 15:42

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We don’t know the full story, my guess would be she wanted to get caught for the protection and for the kid.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > HammerheadFistpunch
07/20/2017 at 16:07

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Yeah, that’s the worst part by far.


Kinja'd!!! NJAnon > ttyymmnn
07/20/2017 at 20:47

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She needs to go back through the D.A.R.E program.